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June, 2002 Vol.2 Issue 6

Sheldene Chant, Editor
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IN THIS ISSUE

    Time for a Break...

  • Start Thinking About the Registry

  • My Home Page was Hijacked by a Hoochie Mama

  • Applets - can you eat them?

  • How's Your e-Shorthand?

  • Free Download - ZipGenius

  • Hot Tip - moving files

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TIME FOR A BREAK...
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FIRST of all let me get shot of my moan for the month - remember I told you my printer had gone on the blink before I sent out the last issue? Well it's still being 'repaired' - and I'm trying to work up the courage (because I just know I'm going to be extremely aggravated) to go and fetch it for the third time!

If you live in a country where fixers are efficient and reliable this should make you feel good - and if you don't then I'm sure that learning you are not alone should make you feel better.

And talking about courage I am working myself up to delve into the depths of my computer (Start Thinking About the Registry) - and if you think you will never want to do that Pam Allen's article, My Home Page Was Hijacked by a Hoochie Mama, might change that. All sorts of PC problems seem to call for a look at the registry so if you are not familiar with this operation perhaps you too should start preparing yourself - now.

The NewbiesAndNitwits website will be moving to its new home within the next 10 days and I'm looking forward to getting to know you all better through the NewbiesAndNitwits forum/message board which we will have on the new site. As soon as this exciting happening takes place I will, of course, let you know.

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START THINKING ABOUT THE REGISTRY
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YOU must have noticed that most instructions on how to resolve a PC problem involve going into your computer's registry. I am sure you have also noticed that these instructions almost always include dire warnings about what can happen when computer novices mess with registry files because ' if you do not back up before making registry changes you may risk Windows becoming inoperable if you change/edit the wrong thing by mistake.'

Which is enough to make any sensible newbie steer clear of the whole operation. Recently, however, I have come to the conclusion I can't do this indefinitely as some of my little pc problems are extremely irritating - and if a sally into the registry can fix them then sooner or later I'm going to be brave and do just that. But very cautiously.

I use Windows 98 and by clicking Start-->Run-->and typing in 'regedit' I bring up the Windows Registry Editor. If I type in 'scanreg' and click on OK I am told the system has been scanned and no errors found. I am also told that my system 'has been backed up once today' - which is encouraging.

From the Help menu in this Registry Editor I learn that by clicking on Start-->Shut Down-->Restart in MS Dos Mode -->Yes - and typing in 'scanreg/restore' - this will, when I restart my computer, restore the registry to its state when I last successfully restarted my computer. Which also sounds encouraging - and fairly simple - but I still felt I needed to know more.

By visiting <http://www.aumha.org/elist.htm> one can find suggestions for backing up registries for all Windows - from Windows 95 to Windows XP - and if you move on to http://www.aumha.org/regfiles.htm you can download a patch (EditReg Registry Patch) which, once installed, changes the default for when you right click on a Registry (.REG) file so that, instead of being automatically merged into your Registry, it is opened in Notepad for editing - which should prevent a lot of accidents.

After you have edited the file, you need to right click on the file and select Merge, in order to merge the .REG file into your Registry.

So far I've installed the patch, without any problems, but I haven't got around to interfering with a .REG file - yet.

I've also found another free program, Registry Explorer 1.4, which I've installed and am now investigating. I have an icon, labelled Registry, on my Desktop and when I click on that it displays the main HKEY folders in my registry.

A right click on one of the folder offers quite a wide choice of actions, including 'Create Backup' and 'Restore Backup' which appears to be done in a civilised way without me having to do anything wierd, such as starting up in MS Dos mode.

Perhaps I'm not quite ready to embark on any major changes to my Registry but I'm beginning to feel I'm getting there.. Registry Explorer appears to be very user-friendly and you can download a copy at http://www.regxplor.com/download.html.

Copyright 2002 Sheldene Chant ____________________________________

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MY HOME PAGE WAS HIJACKED BY A HOOCHIE MAMA!
by Pam Allen
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The home page, or start page, is the site that loads every timeyou open your browser. Occasionally, an underhanded site will 'hijack' your designated page and change it, leaving you with a less than desirable site loading up. Here's how to get rid of it..

I'D never heard of this happening, until a friend of mine frantically emailed me, begging for information on how to get rid of the dancing porn star page that loaded every time she opened her browser.

I did some research, and discovered this isn't as uncommon as one might think. Generally, you'll receive an email with a link  to click, though sometimes it can be a link on an actual web  page that you visit. When you click the link, you get taken to a  website (usually porn). You sigh, write it off as yet another  spam, and forget about it.

 Until you come back the next day, and your browser  automatically loads the porn site up first thing.'No problem!' you  think, 'I'll just go into my browser settings and change it back'.

 Dream on, my little lambchop. You quickly discover that your  own browser has turned on you, and is refusing to give you  access to that function! You are unable to remove the hoochie  mama website from your browser settings. However will you  explain this to Grandma when she comes over to get her Ebay  fix?

 Fear not, dear unfortunate one. There is a solution! It involves  (gack!) editing the registry.

 By the way, this is for Windows 98 users, it will probably work  with Windows 95, too, but I claim no expertise with Windows  2000 or ME.

 Click on 'Start' then 'Run'. Type in 'regedit' (without the quotation  marks) and click 'OK'. The registry editor will open. Click 'edit'  in the menu at the top, and choose 'find'. Type in  NoBrowserOptions and select 'find next'.

 If it returns a result that has a 1 in parenthesis, then delete that  line. This will allow you to regain control of your browser settings  and replace that hoochie mama site with your regular start page  (which I hope is NewbiesandNitwits).

 Sometimes this doesn't work, and that entry isn't even in the  registry. If that's the case, do the same thing but in the 'find' box,  type in the url that's loading. When it's located and highlighted,  simply replace it with the url you prefer.

  Happy browsing!

(c)2001 Pam Allen
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Pam Allen is a major contributor and co-webmistress at
http://www.newbiesandnitwits.com. She also has a
website called http://www.quickdecor.com which features
speedy and inexpensive decorating ideas.

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APPLETS: CAN YOU EAT THEM?
asks Tom Glander
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IF your memory serves you as well as mine, you can recall that the way to find lost files or folders is with the *Find* applet included with Windows.

What's an applet?

It's a little program. It's the little engine that could. And there are oodles of these little programs in Windows! I don't know where the 'Applet' name came from. But I'll bet Atomica knows. You can download Atomica here: http://www.atomica.com and look up anything. It's the ultimate database of information at your fingertips.

Now, here's an improved method to find files using the standard Start > Find> Files or Folders... routine.

Let's say you downloaded an MP3 named 'Home on the Range.' How would you find it? What do you do with the spaces? Just stick a question mark wherever there's a space.

If you leave out the question mark, and search for 'home on the range' you'll get every last instance of home, on, the, and range. As well as additional words that include the letters 'on' such as 'question.'

Type it like this:

'home?on?the?range' (without the quotes).

And you've got your file! No messing about searching the undergrowth or the bush country for the missing sounds.

No, you can't eat an Applet. But I hear organgelets are good!

 © 2001 All RIghts Reserved Roglan International

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HOW'S YOUR E-SHORTHAND?
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*g* - grin
G&Bit - grin & bear it
G2G - gotta go
GA - go ahead
GAS - greetings and salutations
*gbh* = great big hug
GF = girlfriend
GFN - gone for now
GG - good game
GGU2 - good game you two
GIWIST - gee, I wish I'd said that
GL - good luck
GM - good move/match.
GMTA - great minds think alike
GMBO - giggling my butt off
*gbh&k* - great big hug & kiss
GTSY - glad to see you
*gr&d* - grinning, running, & ducking

(More email acronyms in the
next issue)

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Copyright 2002 - Sheldene Chant _______________________________________

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